i went to see metric tonight and they were fabulous. it turns out that emily haines is not so much cute as she is totally hot. emily, i know i stopped you and told you that you guys were really good and that i loved it, but i really meant to ask you to be my girlfriend.

also, i keep writing these songs and they keep being country-ish and it's like, woah, hey, hahahaha.

oh. i painted. i wasn't lying about that whole thing. i tried to scan one of them but it didn't look anything like the painting. so, fuck that? but, okay, seriously - i like my paintings. screw you guys.

oh my god. what the fuck. oh my fucking god.

also, when we were totally in the comic store the other day, this issue of ultraman totally stuck out at us and we didn't know why until we totally noticed a little boy standing at the bottom of the cover with a teddy bear and it was obviously a cover by locke. at least we know he's not dead! that dick!

i seriously had some serious issues to talk about at some point. some seriously serious issues. but then like, whatever?

oh yes: in addition to this whole ridiculous floate redesign thing, there is this site called purevolume.com. aside from having a tacky name, they also are an mp3.com type website. only they do it a little better than mp3.com. i think i use them now. oh... yes. i do.

this girl kept telling me awhile ago that all celebrities were not real and i agreed because, like, i don't even believe that most real people are real. but, wait, like, this thing happens when you meet people that you keep seeing around and you admittedly probably have some kind of romantic notion about them. but then you talk to them and they are probably not as grand and untouchable as you expected and it's probably kind of a relief. because, basically, everybody in the world are totally nerds. basically. but probably still are not real. maybe.

also, basically, i pretty much only sing my own songs well. and even that is subjective. like everything or whatever. i'm not really a good singer. but i'm good at doing what i did because there was no other way i could have done it. and i'm good at singing like jacob.

i know you like me more when i'm asleep.

i don't think i'm mysterious enough anymore.

yes, it has been snowing and yes, it is fabulous. though, because busses are the worst things in the entire world, i was forced to walk miles and miles in the snow just to get home tonight. i'm not sure why this keeps happening but i have absolutely no luck when it comes to public transit. i'm sure the fact that i'm forced to switch busses three times to go to or from work raises the possibility of error exponetially.

but, we've been sliding around and missing work and having snowball fights. because seattle never gets snow. this is the first time i've seen actual snow since michigan and it's certainly a little nostalgic.

i missed lindsay's poetry reading tonight - mainly because of the ridiculous distance i had to walk in the cold and also because she never ever answers her cel phone.

i definitely am not sure about anyone or whatever. i'm sure the clairvoyants will make me the saddest boy ever. so it is all okay.

new year's: WHATEVER.

i resolve to marry a cat because they love me most.