mistake #1 was probably smoking a cigarette on thursday (and it was a menthol, at that). mistake #450 was getting drunk last night. mistake #40 billion was taking daytime flu medicine today because all it serves to do is make me delirious. i've used the word 'delirious' like 30 times in the past week.

corey played at an open mic last night and i was sort of thinking that i should do that also once my guitar is fixed. there was a lot of kind of bad music and pretty bad poetry and i'm sure i would just ADD to all of that, but hey, okay?!?!?

i don't even know about this design. i like it, but it's totally ridiculous.

it's hard to do html while you are drunk.

i think i'm almost positive that i was smarter when i was 12. we also don't have any hot water. i don't know if these things are related.

mal is probably the oldest person i know. OMG he's so old.

my ridiculous life is me sitting in a pink shirt that is too small to cover up my belly while laundry is being done and recording songs.

so, wait... okay, i give up.

my favorite thing to do recently are unnecessary comebacks.

YOU'RE AN UNNECESSARY COMEBACK.

i think the problem with friendster, for me, is that even if i do find interesting people on it and message them, i probably sound like a creep. i mean, wait, no, i am a creep.

and in a related thought, i am so totally good at making people think i hate them. my humor is so totally cryptic and brutal, i think.

but hey, i totally love everyone. you, you, you and no, totally not you at all. but i do at least like you like i like the movie crossroads.

i haven't been getting enough sleep lately. like, no way. whoever called at 5 am this morning, you could have at least left a message!? or not!

i saw a movie called Me Without You the other night and i think i was totally grinning the whole way through it. it was totally pretty good. also, last night, we watched a movie called "Branded To Kill." it was a sort of disjointed japanese spy movie from the 60s. lindsay fell asleep during it. i kind of liked it.

okay, and like, why does the U-district want me to live in perpetual fear?? WTF?? there is never a place to park my car except for the street - which is only legal if you have a zone 10 permit. screw you guys! i totally blame the college students and the germans.

one more thing: frito cheese dip is seriously probably the worst thing ever. it doesn't even compare to french onion dip. it's just ridiculous.