This has to be the coolest thing anyone has ever made for me. It made me laugh for like ten minutes straight. If anyone ever gave me a gift in the future, that's what they'd have to live up to. I should make up some cliche gay quote for how cool mal is. "Behold the everlasting art power that is MAL!" or some junk. Yea. Don't fuck with him. He'll grab you by the ankles and dunk your sorry excuse for a head in a toilet. Bitch. I have no idea where I'm going with this. I'm stopping now... Right now... now.



It's late. I'm sorry. Lick me.



I've been playing freespace 2 lately. Well, tonight I have been. No, I still haven't finished MDK2. That game is insanely difficult and I will only finish it when I have an entire week to sit around and do nothing. I'm on the last level. It's hard.



I just went and saw "Meet the Family". Ben stiller is funny, and Robert DeNiro has suprisingly good comedic timing... but everything that happened was everything that happens in every Ben Stiller movie... Not exactly the same, but I always knew what was gonna happen. Too predictable.



I still haven't seen "Almost Famous". I'm dying to see it. I wanna go with a girl. I want every girl that reads this to fly down to Burbank so they can watch this movie with me. I'll pay for popcorn... and the movie too...