jacob: so maybe it's me from the past. or something.
mal: like... i think it might be ... someone from the future?
jacob: w... woah...
mal: maybe it's our son...
mal: wait... brendan is our son...
jacob: wait... woah... jesus.
jacob: oh yeah...
mal: it's not brendan...
jacob: i just found out that brendan smokes...
mal: whoa...
mal: weird...
jacob: and i felt like i imagine a parent would feel when they find out their son smokes...
mal: god...
mal: it's just like... oh man... brendan... how could you do that to your BODY??
jacob: like, i want to make him smoke a whole pack at once!!
jacob: then he'll see!?!?
mal: i want to wash his mouth out with soap.
jacob: what are we gonna do with him?!?!