seriously though, i went to a circus. there were tigers and elephants and hula hoops and fire and we surmised that there must have been a trapeze artist and flaming motorcycles of death and huge explosions all before we came. there must have been.

also, i decided that the circus (called the Gatti Circus) was the product of a-greedy-daughter-of-a-mob-boss' childhood dream to one day be in a circus (her mob boss father buying the circus, obviously). she was the one who had the pony act.

also, no, i didn't take the comments down. they are just not working.