safeway is a battleground. with the stereotyping homeless punks or the creepy kids who want us to buy them alcohol or the frat kids who randomly yell out at us, "i hate you guys!" or, "you guys suck!" i'm starting to think there is this tiny U-district war going on all the time and we're caught in the middle. did we do something? i was under the impression that we basically stayed out of everyone's bullshit and kept to ourselves?? i can only imagine that we are probably somehow unwittingly famous in the U-district? i mean, for someone we don't know to take the time to roll down their window and yell out of a moving vehicle that they hate us, we would have had to affect them somehow?!?! who does that!?!
i kind of hate to stereotype here, but maybe it's just because frat kids have this part of their brain that acts seperate from their consciousness, like a little parasitic alien with tourettes and... oh wait!! what if they have tourettes!!?>!!? wow. a real live tourettes boy in our neighborhood. though, i think all these frat kids must have some form of tourettes - whenever we walk by any of their houses, they yell back whatever sounds we happen to make. but they sound more like dying giraffes.
anyway, at least the homeless punk kids only stereotyped us as strokes fans. i kind of don't really like the strokes, but it's better than being stereotyped as creed or lifehouse fans.

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