i was totally going through old IM conversations because, look, that's what i do on friday nights. OKAY.

mal: pink's real name is 'alecia moore'
jacob: t... that's so... normal.
mal: totally?
jacob: it's kind of like "mandy moore" but without the mandy.
mal: totally.
mal: and with 'alecia'
jacob: the interview in the blender thing totally showed a picture of her when she was 12.
jacob: it was like... WTF?
mal: whoa.
mal: wtf.
jacob: blender are a bunch of liars.
jacob: i don't believe for a second that pink was ever 12.
mal: i'm a cool rockin daddy in the U.S.A.!
jacob: w... wait... no, i am!