it's sort of becoming a habit of mine to go down and play mediocre open mics. i play the wrong chords and forget lyrics and you'd think i was drunk, but no. i think my only saving grace has to be my onstage banter. i basically blamed everyone in the chai house for my failure and it went over swimmingly. they all laughed and i think corey probably had to stop some people from making out with me.

you don't believe that for a second, do you?! good job!

listen, we've all been talking about it and we're seriously worried about your style, okay?