I voted... and I feel I've done the country a terrible injustice. I'm sorry.



Now I'll get on with my life and ignore every single person that I voted for. In another four years you'll just have to remind me what a president is again. The only reason I registered was because some dude kept telling me he'd make 10 bucks if I registered to his party... I thought I'd be a nice guy. I'm an idiot.



In case you don't know... I don't watch tv. I don't read the newspaper. I don't surf news sites. So the only time I hear that the president got a blowjob is when it's spread around the office.



After about the 800,000th murderer that became famous because of network news, I shut my tv off. The news is stupid. There is no real news. It's all network prostitution. I'm sorry, but this entire country only pretends to be upset when 200 die in a plane crash... but they don't really give a fuck. I see it on their faces. A moment of fake disbelief and then, "I need to go grocery shopping...". It doesn't effect them. In a social environment they only pretend it does... Society is a big pile of wankers.



So, in summary, I hate politics, the news, and barbara streisand. Thank you. Good night. Cleveland rocks.