check it out. mally (philosohead) is as cute as she is witty and smart. how does that work? that's impossible. i feel duped...

or maybe it's an illusion and she only looks cute because she IS witty and smart.

if i lived close to her, i'd totally not hit on her. i don't hit on cute girls. i don't hit on ANY girls for that matter... i'm such a nerd. i couldn't be suave if my life depended on it.

and if my life DID depend on it, i'd wonder what kind of fucked up situation i've gotten myself into where i better be SUAVE or i'll die...

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my review of Cecil B. Demented: it sucked. haha. i ripped off corey. haha.

thank you.