not to rant like a terrible fuck again, but:

i ran into a girl i used to know in high school. currently she works at wal mart, she has short hair, she lives with her high school sweetheart. she requested my e-mail address and that of the friend i was with. we complied. a few weeks later, she sent a probing e-mail about basically nothing (to both of us).

ok wait, why am i writing this?

the point is, she started sending me forwards. the gay kind, like "BEWARE OF THIS VIRUS!" so after the 2nd forward, i replied politely asking her to please stop including me in that shit. and she got back to me in a fit, pissed that i replied to berate her, but never replied to her initial "Hi how's it going your friend died are you sad???" e-mail.

well, sorry.

in other news, i'm fucking tired of everyone else, too, and i'm about ready to ... to... anally rape them with a jackhammer.

so, my birthday is next week. la la la.

i want to address what jacob said earlier: mally is cute, witty and smart. those are rare and enchanting qualities in a girl. she also seems to be fun and interesting. a common problem is that a girl will be cute, witty, smart, and COMPLETELY PERSONALLY REPELLENT. or, more frequently, she'll be dumb and dull-witted as well. or she'll be completely fucked up and have emotional problems as deep as the seven seas if they were all stacked on top of each other vertically.

i think this is a problem with all people, so don't think i'm being sexist here. and i didn't even talk about the possibility of the girl being ass-ugly.

it's incredibly hard to find someone that's really great all around. ok, i acknowledge that i'm picky, but come on. i have standards. but then, i can hardly even imagine dating anyone, ever, and the last person i had a meaningful relationship with is a complete alien to me now.

this blog shit is getting kind of fun. yo jacob, i think we should become like, the most popular blogger site ever. we'll get millions of hits every day.