re what jacob said: too bad i sound like VERTICAL HORIZON. i bet no indie labels would sign me because i'm too mainstreamy, and at the same time i'm too shitty and non-mainstreamy to get signed by a major.

yeah, i very much hate those fake fanmails. i don't seem to get too many of them lately, though. another thing that sucks is that the London, Ontario charts got totally swamped with new shit, and its really popular and stuff, so I got bumped off the charts. I checked out one of the new London, Ontario bands, and i like know one of the dudes in the band... that's fucked up. But i didnt listen to their songs because i'm a spiteful bitch.

hey, i got a fan mail yesterday and I just realized it was one of those FAKE ones!! it took me this long to figure it out! those sneaky fuckers. they're like "You rock!" and i thought i rocked... but it was all a lie.

so anyway, my sister played songs at school today. i video taped her. she did "Losing California" by Sloan, with this one dude, Ben Wilkins, who looks like the main kid from Almost Famous. it's actually funny. he looks so sixties, like a member of the velvet underground or something. stacey says that he wants to start a band with her, and she's probably gonna go for it. they're all into the indie pop thing, so maybe they'll make something really cool. I think they should call their band either Sparkle Tots, or The Ben Wilkins Bunch. ha hahaha.

me and jacob are trying to come up with a good name for our band... jacob was thinking of naming it something heavy metal, which makes me think of things like SCORPION or KINGS OF DEATH... or something with "Axe" in it. but i would be scared that bikers and thrashers would come to our shows, and then kill us when we turn out to be folky indie losers.

so here's a few ideas:

never mind, i can't think of any. just as long as it's nothing as nerdy as Kupek. maybe we can call OUR band The Ben Wilkins Bunch. hahahahahhaha.

p.s. the thing about me sounding like VERTICAL HORIZON is a joke. nobody ever seems to get that joke, though. i am cryptic.