i just got another one of those porn icq's again. you know, the one's where they pretend to know you:

"hey brad! thanks for the SECRET teen sex link!"

this one happens to be for a live chat/show, i guess. at the end of the message it says, "And I've just had a video-chat with their sexy teen Jenny! She's really been doing for me everything what I asked! %-)"

since when did 5 year olds start promoting teen sex sites? "She's really been doing everything for me what i asked!"??? i'm not a grammar whore, but COME ON! i want my teen sex sophisticated DAMNIT!

and what the hell is "%-)"? is this some kind of secret teen sex emoticon that i've been left out of the loop about? if so, please KEEP me out of the loop.

oh, and i woke up at 8 am today. that's weird for me. i'm sure all you kids in school are saying, "you suck, jacob. i have to wake up at 6 am EVERYDAY!" but i'm just gonna plug up my ears and pretend that my pain is bigger than yours. so, hahaha.

and no one has suggested any band names to us yet. even though mal didn't SAY that's what he wanted, he meant it. or at least i mean it. we're pretty adamant about the fact that our band name has to be fucking incredibly STUPENDOUS, and we probably wouldn't use any name that someone just threw out to us... but still...