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heh... it's one of the things that makes me a guy. except I dress in all grey and I still like boys, so I'm a gay man. except I don't know many gay men that say "dude," but... hey... you can't have it all. ;)

no, it's 2 flowers without stems and an empty ice cream cone! ...yo!

It's sort of a nice thing to be. It's a good feeling - if a fucked up one - to know 5 minutes before french class that you haven't done the homework, don't know what the homework was because you lost the syllabus, don't know what you're learning in class because you don't pay attention, but you're still getting a B+ in the class so you play "killer cars" on full volume and dance around your room alone until you see the construction workers outside your window so you wave to them and run to class just to be early...

if you just take a moment at face value, it's always beautiful... but I (and everyone) always get caught up in the grand scheme of things...

*big emo sigh*

TYT?

the lightning will take care of them. the whores.

irish-polish-probably-gypsy-northern-european-but-looks-middle-eastern-sort-of-american-who-lived-close-to-canada-and-hung-out-with-only-asians-in-high-school...

my mom isn't really the type that would pressure me to get cable, though. ;)

*really, huge, massive, beyond emo sigh action*

maybe you should just distract yourself with disposable cameras until the pain goes away...

that, or a fucking LOT of ice cream...

well, fuck can be a subject, object, verb and adjective!

fucking fucks fuck fuckers!

my dad was watching something on TV today with robots, and I looked at them and thought "robots need love too!" and I smiled.

dammit. where's a baby when you need one to kill?

I whooped dictionary.com's ass!

THIS WARRANTS CAPITAL LETTERS.

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ooh yeah. top five depression songs. go for it! i'll do mine.

the guy is pretty fucked

yeah.. i told her she was "female jacob" yesterday

we would have laid the smack down

we have this symbiotic heroic relationship

i dont know how anything would work... its like a human and a zentradi.
*NERD*

all i can see is a big t-shirt and bare legs
..
.......

i'll be dating the female jacob .. for no reason

but i mean... they're AOL personals... for the love of god... you gotta be picky.

tyt dreams

i mean, i just said "nuh-uh!!"

i bet she has many suitors, and shit
like princess jasmine

if we question these things, we may be killed

that means i'll have to draw the line at dating and casual sex...

oh, nothing... we're just kidding ourselves when we say we want FRIENDS

yeah, and we're all about the funky fresh flow
kick kick kick!
punch punch punch!

i dont know. we took it outside and beat it to death with a baseball bat and the ninja sword.

yeah... and hilarity shall ensue. or pornography. or something.

then we went inside to consult the television...

don't die man
we need your perfect body

dude i just listened to Temptation by new order like FIFTY times.

dude... i love peanut butter. its like my favorite thing.

thats my duty in delerium... i'm the wiggy guy

whatever..

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when i rocke the mike, yous got to like the way i operate!!!!!!!!!
I PERPETRATE!
I make miracles happin jus' by RAPPIN!!!!!!

makes ya just wanna try canibalism you know? ever meet those kinda people? you just see em and you just wanna eat them

"abe lincolns bush and the inalienable right to eat fred astairs asshole - a clause stricken from the declaration of independence"

chorus- *clank*clank*clank* clank clank* *clank! and it never went back straight!!! *clank *clnak*

i am free to sing to whomever i please. i am a singer.

trip was good. we ruled the con, and there was a big porn store across the street from the hotel

cool deal. find any alternatives to napster yet? im looking for some ricky martin mp3s :]

may as well buy a gun

find one you must. be it them, it may, but dream you should not!! there is only DO!!

give me the gasoline.. and the crude oil.. and maybe i'll let you live.

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NATALIE IS HAVING SEX WITH SOME GUY

well yes. i mean-- you can BOIL it and shit. chicks dig BOILING.

you're right. canada? i hear white people go to harvard, and there's white people in canada.

or wait, are all canadians like mal, and they're like 1/5 white, and the rest is greek/koreon/furby?

yes. and to get mal out, we'll dress him up in-- uh....... HE'LL BE NAKED. and they'll asume he's a japanese tourist that lost his way in america!

obviously the lord has contempt for the both of us.

wait wait, chocolate filled money? how much chocolate can you actually fit into a dollar bill?

personally, i'd be flattered at some naked lewis pictures.

jacob, why dont you ever kiss me like you used to? ;_;

im sorry. would you like a jumbo jack?

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i love those people...