i poured a bowl of cereal, then found out there was no milk. doesn't that suck? i poured it back in the box, because i don't really feel like going to the groceries at 1:30 AM. at least not today.

however, it did give me something to write about.

no wait. i have something else. apple juice. i bought apple juice. it was 99 cents for a nice big bottle, and my mom always used to give it to me when i was a kid, so i assume it's somehow good for you. but my friend cat said the acid was bad for your teeth or some shit. is that true?? apple juice scientists of the world unite and help me!