mal: by the way... the technical term we use around the studio nowadays is "J.O." ie, "josh is J.O.ing in his closet right now, can he call you back?"

jacob: but... you can't use that for girls... i think... i mean... i guess... well, when you think about it, how does "jack" become a guy thing to do anyway? is it because it's a guys name?

mal: yeah... feminists say "jill off"

jacob: oh... okay... even though i know you just made that up, i'll go with it...

mal: no... for real

jacob: nuh-uh!

mal: totally dude... i read it somewheres. you should look it up.