Today we are having some sort of Memorial Day barbeque. I guess this is kind of like the Canadian "May 2-4" tradition, only one week later, and with less beer. It means lots of free food. Unfortunately, Jacob is not here to partake. I'm sorry.

I think I'm starting to get really sick of root beer.

Also, SPICIER Nacho Doritos are TOO SPICY. I hate you goddamn americans and your ridiculously overdone snack food.