i woke up in a catholic church this morning... i mean... it's weird enough to wake up in any church -- i don't intentionally fall asleep in churches -- but, what was particularly odd was that i was wearing the lower half of what i can only assume was a chicken outfit... like one of the outfits used by mascots at baseball/football games...

perhaps the most frightening part is that i fell asleep in my own bed last night. totally sober... i DID have a dream about a cat chasing me through a baseball field (it was a big cat) but, i don't remember stopping to put on the lower half of a chicken outfit. i mean... what the fuck? i can get over the fact that i ended up in a church with no memory of how i got there, but... why was i only wearing the lower half of a chicken outfit? if i'm gonna wear the lower half, i want the upper half also... i need to cover my face at least. not that i'm embarrassed... it's just, when you wear a chicken outfit, you better wear the fucking chicken outfit...

anyway... i just ate some raisin bran... and finished a song... and... walked... and sat a little... so... i think i'll just hit the post button now...