I posted this on poodles (secret forum), but figured that it might amuse some of you weirdos too. They're the top search keywords from the thrilled stats...

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On the subject of Poodles: it was a forum that I started in 1999 after Josh Lesnick shut down his old "Doki" forum because he was disgusted with it. After a while, the crowd there sorta stabilized, and we started getting really cranky when new people came in, so we changed URLs and became secret. Then I got disgusted with the forum one day and deleted it. Then Nied (who deleted his webpage, again) re-started it as "Poodulls". Then he got disgusted with it one day. Then Lewis restarted it as Poo Dolls, then kept changing its name like every month and eventually started calling it Poodles again. And miraculously enough, basically the same people have gone there the entire time, through different owners and URLs and titles. Including Josh Lesnick and Nied and me.

But anyway, I can't tell you the URL because it's secret.