Exciting Announcement #1: Long got a toaster!

Exciting Announcement #2: When I found out Long got a toaster, I crapped my pants.

All of you mal posers out there should know that from now on, I will be eating toast for every meal (and so will you). Toast rules. I only had toast one time since February 25th, and that was crappy Denny's toast. Now I have my own personal toasting device which belongs to Long. I love toast. My mom got a toaster oven shortly before I came down here, and I enjoyed it thoroughly, toasting most anything that would bear toasting. Now of course a regular toaster is not quite as excellent as a toaster oven, because the regular kind gets upset when you melt cheese into its insides. But it will do quite nicely for a person who has been deprived of toast for the past three months.

Interesting Side Note #1: Toast goes with orange juice! I need more orange juice!

Interesting Side Note #2: I like how no one comments on anything. I continue to believe that nobody reads this site except for Brandon Kish and Sourthyme and Jacob. And maybe Adam sometimes. And Hikaru. WHO ARE YOU, HIKARU? REALLY?