in the interest of nothing, i thought i'd play a little game. i'm going to try to describe how some of the people i've met online sound in RL (real life) in the order that i think i met them. it's not really a game.

eisu: eisu was the first person i actually met from the internet. he was sitting behind a booth at AX selling things. eisu's real name is something like Remy something. he has a mid-range tone in his voice and, surprisingly, only a mild malaysian accent. sometimes he says things and it sounds like he has a hot dog in his mouth, but only sometimes.

locke: i met locke while i was sitting at the table. i must have dozed off, because when i looked up, he was sitting next to me. he was very friendly. his name is josh. josh is a leader in large groups of people. i mean, i guess... i don't know. he sort of tells people when things are about to happen and stands back or climbs a wall while they happen. i guess that's leaderish.

i remember sitting between josh and eisu while fanboys came up. it was rather sad. they would quietly say, "locke... locke... umm... eisu... eisu..." and mope away with their heads pointed down when they got no response. did i say it was sad? i meant it was funny.

mal: mal was bigger than i expected i think... and i think i was bigger than he expected. i sort of remember mal giving me five when we first met, but that would have been really stupid. mal is really quiet a lot of the time... but won't hesitate to say something really xtreme and witty to make it not really matter. i'm not sure who started it, but we all sort of have this random high pitched squealing sound that we probably should get beat up for... anyway, i think mal does it best. he's very canadian in the way that his inflection rises and falls at random times when he asks questions. it makes no logical sense. he also says "soory" sometimes, but not all the time.

mally: mally sounded like sex the first time i heard her. mally sort of sounds really bored and tired when she's explaining things that she knows very well, but sounds excited and happy when she finds new and amazing things that are; a) absurd, b) silly, c) exciting or d) amazing. the first time i met her she was wearing a pink shirt and grey pants. she was really hot. she goes, "eeeeeeee" a lot and does it at very random unexpected times. she can be very sultry and suductive at the drop of a hat. i guess she sort of has some kind of mutant michigan/canadian accent sometimes, because she also randomly says "soory."

alice: i met alice the other night. alice annunciates everything very well. but she does it in a really funny way. not in a bad funny way... just like... she doesn't talk about tea and dinner parties all the time while annunciating... which is funny to me for whatever reason. she's also very laid back or something, which i guess i am also. she wears sort of baggy pants. she has cute cheeks that i wanted to squeeze, but i wasn't sure what the repercussion of that would be.

dur.