mal: These two 14 year old girls keep messaging me. Always at the same time. They're like best friends or something. They message me apparently from the same room, and keep cryptically referring to things that the other said. They're either best friends, or one insane person, or some kind of symbiotic entity.
John: Congratulations, Mal. You've just made the cut for the latest entry into ITISTOCRY.doc. This wordpad file is usually reserved for brilliant representations of messaging, most commonly in the form of created events within which Halliday or yourself play some part, as written by Nathan Avery. Unfortunately, your entry, in that last hilarious message, is non-fiction--standing as a testament to the humour I find in your bizarre internet exploits.