i watched the last part of the tv version of The Shining tonight and i'm not sure why most people said it was pretty good. it was like... so cheesy. I guess it was more "accurate", but its not like i'd ever read the book anyway...

the little boy in the movie has the biggest lips i've seen on any child ever. and it does this thing where his top lip arches so he can never ever close his mouth. his top teeth are just constantly sticking out. it's like... i just wanted to grab his lips and squash them together for as long as possible, as if by doing this they would eventually mold together and just stay that way. i mean... he would probably thank me for it.

i don't know... i imagine he always feels like most people do after novacaine has been shot into their lips.