i found this from a while back.

deleriumhead: i'm always paranoid that everyone forgets about me...
feeble kitten: oh... i'm always paranoid that everyone hates me... and has ulterior motives... and like... wants to beat me up and steal my money...
feeble kitten: and i'm always like.. "i dont have any money!!!"
feeble kitten: that's the inevitable conclusion...
deleriumhead: dude... i love you and all... but i still want to beat you up and take your money...
feeble kitten: i know... see
deleriumhead: dude... i'm sorry... i'll try not to when i see you...
feeble kitten: well... like... dude... i dont have any money and shit!!
feeble kitten: so stop it!!!!!!!
feeble kitten: just stop!!!!
deleriumhead: dude i don't care!!!! i'm beating you up!!!
deleriumhead: i mean... no... dude... i'm sorry... i'll try...
feeble kitten: dude...!!!!!
feeble kitten: oh dude... someone totally is coming in the door.
feeble kitten: i'm so dead.
deleriumhead: WOAH
feeble kitten: it can't be ryan or chris... because i'm sure they're dead
deleriumhead: RUN DUDE. DON'T LET HIM GET YOUR MONEY!
deleriumhead: HIDE YOUR MONEY! IF YOU DIE, AT LEAST THEY WON'T HAVE YOUR MONEY!
feeble kitten: i screamed out that he cant have my money
feeble kitten: and that my roommates are dead
deleriumhead: did that make him leave?
*** deleriumhead signed off
*** deleriumhead signed on
deleriumhead: shit... i got disconnected...
feeble kitten: dude... it totally is chris... he's not dead.
deleriumhead: woah... dude... so, he totally tricked you...
feeble kitten: yeah...
feeble kitten: i get tricked a lot...
deleriumhead: i know...