whenever i start reading message history i can't stop. it's an addiction.

feeble kitten: oh yeah... dude... i got my san diego registration thing... do you want me to put you on?
feeble kitten: like, you would be my "date"... or "guest"...
deleriumhead: dude... totally... i'll be your date...
feeble kitten: ok... cool...
deleriumhead: wait... when is sdcc?
feeble kitten: august 1st...
deleriumhead: okay... cool... i won't really have a problem making that...
feeble kitten: you better not... because like... i have to officially tell them you're my date... so if you stand me up, i'll be like... they'll like... i think they'll probably laugh at me...
deleriumhead: yeah... well... they'll probably be sympathetic... and you'll sit at a table with your flowers and all... and maybe they'll give you free coffee or something...
deleriumhead: and besides, if i stood you up, you'd probably meet your one true jacob sitting at a table across from you...
feeble kitten: DUDE...
deleriumhead: that's how it works in the movies...
feeble kitten: you're probably right... but dude... don't... like... stand me up!!!!