apolloniaNO: we gotta have a relationship like in legends of the fall, or no relationship at all.
apolloniaNO: total love and devotion, with no sarcasm and we lay naked with our kids.
imasillygerl: no sarcasm?
imasillygerl: what the hell
apolloniaNO: sarcasm is a fool's game
imasillygerl: then i dont guess we can be together.
apolloniaNO: maybe like, once in a while, just for funniness
apolloniaNO: but i need a girl who is radiating love for me constantly
imasillygerl: well how else is sarcasm used!
apolloniaNO: its often used way too much.
apolloniaNO: like, if i were to say "baby, please pass me the salt?" i'd almost expect a regular person to say "GET IT YOURSELF-- HAHA" but, i wish they'd just love me, and say "sure thing baby" and bring it over to me, and then we'd smooch.
imasillygerl: that's dumb.
imasillygerl: not what you want.
imasillygerl: who would say get it yourself- haha as sarcasm?
imasillygerl: that person sucks and doesn't have a good sense of humour.
apolloniaNO: alright....
imasillygerl: what?
apolloniaNO: i also need someone more agreeable.