N0RTHGIRL999: hey there, jacob
deleriumhead: j... JESUS
deleriumhead: aaaaaaaaaaaaa
N0RTHGIRL999: (all seductive like) do you know who I am?
deleriumhead: a... are you the girl who was watching me swim?!?!?
N0RTHGIRL999: bad guess, Mr. Wooden Head

deleriumhead: w.. wait! i... i totally read the book! you're... you're posie's sister!!!
N0RTHGIRL999: um... no!... I mean...
deleriumhead: i totally figured it out... kind of...
deleriumhead: maybe i should have held out for the cyber-sex part...
N0RTHGIRL999: and then I would have been able to sign off quickly
deleriumhead: and then i would have been all, "northgirl?? northgirl?????"
N0RTHGIRL999: NORTHGIRL999 IS NOT AVAILABLE
deleriumhead: :[

deleriumhead: w... wait... w... who is this? really??!
N0RTHGIRL999: you have to guess...

deleriumhead: okay, let's play 20 questions...
N0RTHGIRL999: alright...
deleriumhead: okay... uhh...
deleriumhead: what's your name!
deleriumhead: ?
N0RTHGIRL999: I reserve the right to not answer ones that I don't want to...
N0RTHGIRL999: ok...
N0RTHGIRL999: northgirl.
deleriumhead: d... DUDE.
deleriumhead: okay... what name were you legally born with!!!??
N0RTHGIRL999: umm,
N0RTHGIRL999: northgirl
deleriumhead: o... okay...

deleriumhead: if a train was travelling at 40 miles an hour from washington DC, and another one was travelling at 30 miles an hour from Los Angeles...
deleriumhead: WHO ARE YOU?!?!
N0RTHGIRL999: well, in that very specific case (where a train was travelling at 40 miles per hour from Washington DC and another one was travelling at 30 miles an hour from Los Angeles), and in that case only, I would be mariah carey.
N0RTHGIRL999: but alas, that is not the case, so in the real world, i am...
N0RTHGIRL999: northgirl.

deleriumhead: you know, now that i think about it... this could totally be part of the plot of a halloween movie...
deleriumhead: next thing i know, you'll be telling me the AIMs are coming from inside the house... and that i should "get out of the house!!!"
N0RTHGIRL999: hehe
N0RTHGIRL999: yes, it's coming from inside your house...
N0RTHGIRL999: you'd better run
deleriumhead: okay... i'm running...
deleriumhead: n.. no wait... i'm still here... typing...
deleriumhead: this is hard...

deleriumhead: w... woah... you... you're testing me?
deleriumhead: this is like Kung Fu... except, not...
N0RTHGIRL999: how do you mean, testing you?
deleriumhead: to see if i'm worthy? we must fight! or... in this case.. chat!
N0RTHGIRL999: i have to see if you're over SOPHIE
N0RTHGIRL999: but it doesn' t matter if we chat, because i'll know when you are
N0RTHGIRL999: because i watch you
deleriumhead: y... you watch me??
N0RTHGIRL999: i know all about you
N0RTHGIRL999: and you'll never know who i am
deleriumhead: all about me?
N0RTHGIRL999: all about you.
deleriumhead: are you psychic?
*** N0RTHGIRL999 signed off at Fri Nov 01 03:30:10 2002.
deleriumhead: AHHH
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