when i see a profile whose list of ambitions reads "make as many friends as possible" it tends to scare me. in this situation, it's easy to see how 'friends' are not unlike cocktail weenies. and you could say "eat as many cocktail weenies as i can in under 5 minutes" as if it were a bet. do you see the problem here? you don't care about any of those cocktail weenies. you don't give any of them special attention. you stuff as many as you can in your mouth at one time and quite possibly throw them up later.

do you see?? seeee????