so here is the thing: i don't know what the thing is.

you know, i am a very confused boy. i mean, it's not like i pretend that i'm not. i don't know when to be angry or sad or resentful or frustrated anymore. we need cards for these things. or little calendars. like my "Stupidest Things Ever Said" calendar. but instead of a new stupid thing every day, the calendar can tell you how to feel every day. like: "today you will stay in your room all day and only grunt when people speak to you." or "today you will run outside and frolic. FROLIC!"

and when people ask, "what's wrong with you? why are you like this??" you can just point to the calendar.